me, my life n my merapu stories

the one I love belongs to somebody else

2008-11-03T19:07:00.006+08:00

You just walked into your favorite restaurant for lunch. You love the food but right now you have something else on your mind. You are expecting someone else to join you and here they are. Both of you greet each other warmly. From the first time you met on the job, there has been some intense attraction between the two of you. You want to build on the emotions you are feeling and so does the other person; sort of. Why sort of? For the simple reason, they are already involved in a relationship with someone other than you.

This is nothing new. No doubt you have heard all those songs about falling in love with another person's wife, husband, fiancé boyfriend, girlfriend or whatever. The reality is it happens everyday and in most instances, like yours, both parties go into it with their eyes wide open. Again they tell you they are involved with another person. You hear and understand but you still hold out hope that something will change the situation. You tell the other person, that they must feel the same way; otherwise they would not be here. All of this maybe true but the best thing the both of you can is end it right here and now. You maybe the nicest person on the continent but in essence what you are doing is trying your best to break up a relationship just to satisfy yourself.

1. What if it was you?

It seems when people get involved in these situations they never stop to think what if the shoe was on the other foot. Let's say you are successful in breaking up their relationship and having the other person all to yourself. Fine but now they meet someone else who attracts them even more than you do. What then? You wind up in the same position as the first person. Karma can be quite nasty so if you do not want to be on the receiving end than it is best to let it go.

2. Trust

The other person tells you they are engaged or seriously involved with someone else. So what are they doing there sitting next to you putting out feelers? Curb your emotions for a minute and think. Can you really trust someone who says they are in a committed relationship but is out looking for some action?

3. Wait

You both agree to pursue this further except that the other person cannot quite end their other relationship now. You give them the cornball line that, "you are willing to wait as long as it takes." The reality is nobody has that kind of time. Sure the two of you may get closer and more intimate but you are still the third wheel. As long as the other person remains in their relationship, you are sharing them. No matter how you feel now, this can get old very quickly.

4. The Explosion

It's bad enough sneaking around but now it gets back to the other person. No they are not going to do the "proper" thing and bow out gracefully. In fact they are ready to fight so as to keep the other person in the relationship but more importantly not to be made a fool of. Hurt pride is a powerful motivator. Are you willing to escalate the situation? Besides you really do not know what side of the fence the object of your affection will choose to stand on. You may wind up winning the battle and losing the war in a big way.

It is in your best interest to avoid getting involved with someone who is already in a committed relationship. There are plenty of people within your world who are unattached and looking to see if they can generate some chemistry with you. Maybe yes, maybe no. But involving yourself with someone who is already involved can take a major toll on everyone concerned especially you. The victory in most instances is not worth the price.

Thanks to Daryl Campbell for the article…harharhar

6 syawal yang basah...

2008-10-06T16:41:00.004+08:00

akhirnya aku sampai gak ke rumah jam 2pagi. nasib jalan dari ipoh tak berapa jem. ikut plan balik malam sabtu tp sbb aku dah terjebak dgn jem otw balik dr bukit merah ke ipoh so terpaksalah hajat untuk balik kl ditangguhkan..lagipun bukan ade apa nak dikejarkan kt kl selain drpd kerja2 yg for sure buat aku takde masa nak berdating raya2 nih...kekasih gelap? pun dh macam2 nak malap je, ahhh biarlah dia enjoy beraya sakan kt oversea tuh..

sampai kl smlm 2pagi, telan bigmac, check e-mail, reply e-mail, usha awek mana yg online dlm ym, baca blog update blackened yg ada unsur2 nasihat dan perli aku tuh, layan dvd...aku tido 7pagi. 9pagi aku bangun. 11pagi sambung tido. 2petang perut dh lapar. bulan2 raya ni perut aku memang pantang, asyik lapar je. kalo bulan puasa tu boleh plak tahan hehehe. maybe la sbb setan2 dah balik dari kampung kot..lapar selapar laparnyer. takkan aku nak layan kuih raya. paling2 pun nasik kandar kudu bin abdul. nak ditambah derita aku, rokok pulak abis..lagi tak tentu arah jadik nyer.

aku tengok kt luar macam nak hujan. gerimis baru. naik moto je la kot..tengok moto ade 2 bijik. tengok kete sebijik pun takde. bukan ke sebelum raya dulu aku rasa aku ni ala2 orang berada, moto ade 2bijik, kete ade 2bijik, awek ada beberapa bijik..walaupun bukan semua harta aku dan awek aku..

aku start moto preng preng preng prup prup pruppp...mati. minyak abis! sial! aku try top up ngn sakibaki minyak pelita malam 7 likur, tak cukup gak. tengok moto satu lagi, harammm! dah tau nak tumpang moto kt umah orang tinggal la kunci. sial punya blackened. dahla kete aku dia rembat tak reti nak pulang balik..sportcar berkuasa rendah aku kena rembat gak...langit dah gelap ni!

perut dah menjerit nasik, mulut dah mencarut2 nak asap. dahla kedai jauh..apa ikhtiar aku..tahan cab, naik intrakota, lrt, airasia, pinjam kia rio atau jalan kaki?

dalam samar2 hujan yang lebat, kilat sabung menyabung, angin ala2 nak twister terlihat kelibat seorang jejaka cute berjalan dengan machonyer. mulutnyer berkumat kamit memaki hamun dan mencarut.

di pintu pagar, jejaka cute itu basah kuyup dengan peluh dan air hujan sehingga menampakkan nipple nyer yg menggiurkan nenek sebelah rumah.

di tepi dapur kelihatan jejaka cute tadi terketar-ketar memasak meggi sambil bibirnya yg kemerahan itu menghembus asap marlboro lite.

gampang betul...harap2 hari ni ada orang jemput open house, aku nak makan cukup cukup.

mengapa satu hari di bulan ramadhan aku selalu lepak kt emergency exit

2008-09-24T00:44:00.006+08:00

mak kejut aku sahur....perghhh mantap semua dh terhidang. complete ngn nasik panas, masak lemak ikan, ikan masin, sambal ikan bilis, kicap tamin, teh tarik...

bismillahirrahmanirrahim, sahaja aku berpuasa esok hari bla bla bla...aku telan walaupun mata mamai sbb tak cukup tido...

sampai je ke suapan terakhir perut aku sakit, aku surrender. terpaksa meninggalkan beberapa biji nasik walaupun aku biasa dengar dlm radio...jangan membazir! sebijik nasik tu umpama setitis peluh petani. tp nk buat camne perut aku sakit...

zasss aku nyala marlboro lite, aku layan toilet....15 minit settle 2 batang marlboro lite termasuk pelaburan jangka pendek aku.

kuar je dr toilet aku tgk jam kt dinding...maaakkkk!! apsal jam kul 7.15, rosak ke jam nih? mak aku cakap ntah! sape suruh beli jam murah...cisss!!

aku tgk jam henpon, 7.14 a.m...henpon aku rosak gak ke?? aku tak puas ati, aku selak langsir....apsal terang sgt nih....?? orang ramai2 ni nak gi keje ke baru balik subuh kat masjid?

pagi tu, aku sampai opis terus lepak kt tangga emergancy exit opis aku...alang2 dah sahur kul 7 pagi, baik aku breafast roti canai ngn teh tarik terus..

nasib baik ramai kaum2 yg mak or makwe diaorg kejut sahur kul 7 pagi...ceria je ramadhan aku hari tuhh. tengahari nasik kandar kudu bin abdul licin kena telan kt umah blackened...tak baik membazir nanti petani marah....

mengapa 6 kali break ttp masih gagal...

2008-09-08T20:24:00.005+08:00

mengapa aku tanya? bkn ape, sbb byk sgt beda nye aku ngn kekasih gelap aku...smpi skrg aku dok pikir apsal apa yg dia 'pandang' sgt kt aku. bkn ade mende sgt yg nk dibanggakan compared dgn guys yg dok usha dia. materially, financially, living standard, physically mmg jauh beza...

jam aku panerai luminor, tag heuer grand monaco tp beli kt kedai steven bkt bintang..dia? guess, guess, guess kadang2 rado, tag, lv...ori!

aku dating ngn dia pkai crocs..dia? lanyak pkai burberry..

wallet aku takat kaufmann je..dia? letak duit dlm guess, letak beg duit pun dlm guess..kekadang ferragamo..

jeans yg aku lanyak skrg levi's beli kt factory outlet..dia? pkai guess, zara or roxy beli kt australia..

aku drive kancil, kadang2 sport car berkuasa rendah aku, time merempit aku lanyak modenas kriss..dia? drive rio baru kadang2 altis. baru2 ni dia plan nk angkat vios or city. wa racun suh angkat volkswagon gt golf..hehe

aku keje makan gaji..dia? ada 3 company...walaupun proxy..

annual income dia berpuluh kali ganda drpd aku, blom kira company profit..aku? makan gaji sure tengah bulan sesak nk beli rokok dan isi minyak..

dia shopping kt garden, midvalley, pavillion..aku? takat bbplaza, isetan itupun kalo beli..

dia holiday kt turki, london, paris, new york, bali, australia..aku? paling kuat P.D, paling koman mandi air susu kt bukit belacan..

dia penah jadik finalist dewi remaja..aku? takat jadik peminat dewa 19 je..

abis tu ape mende yg dia cari dr aku? materially, financially, living standard, physically? haram aku xleh beat dia....

maybe sbb aku 'cute' kot, guys yg lain2 tuh haram muka pecah rumah hahaha.....

junior...

2008-09-08T00:49:00.007+08:00

bermula 5.32a.m, rabu 3 September 2008, bersamaan 3 Ramadhan 1429, aku dah ada junior....tahniah untuk aku.

sedikit pasal 'kekasih gelap'.....

2008-09-07T22:18:00.011+08:00

we're all just dancers on the devil's dance floor...blog update dr blackened ni menarik perhatian aku. mayb sbb sedikit sebanyak ade cerita psl 'love story of the year' kot...yelaaa tu!! ko xtau camne melayan dan menangani story of the year ni. bak kata org tua2, ditelan pahit, dibuang sayang. mmg kalo ikut technical, financial, biology, chemistry byk angle yg bole org pandang dan nilai. ade yg -ve, ade yg +ve. tp meh aku cite dr angle aku plak, my personal view bout story 'kekasih gelap' ni...

kes2 'kekasih gelap' ni bkn penah jadi kt aku je (so nothing to shout out sgt!!)..sesape pun pernah dan akan. sape yg penah merasa sure tahu camne. sesiapa yg mcm2 akan merasa dan nk merasa tu, bersiap sedia la...bersedialah dgn mcm2 gelap yg akan dtg...henpon gelap, henpon kena pecah, kena hempuk dgn kayu golf, gi driving range mlm2 buta, lyn bola kt craven, gerakan solo, outstation, kena stayback opis, kena prepare tender smpi pagi even smpi tahap kena cari kadi & saksi kt masjid pakistan.

mengapa sanggup buat camtu? semua mende tu dibuat bkn suka2 tp sb tak mau ade hati yg terluka..lover atau forgiver je yg cukup kering utk buat mende2 ni...loser tak mungkin berani!

setakat mana boleh bertahan? selagi strategy, planning dan time management menjadi ditambah dgn bantuan kawan2 yg sanggup bersekongkol atau berconspiracy, selagi itulah boleh bertahan...agaknye la!

tak kesian ke kt hati2 yg mungkin akan terluka? kasih sayang tak boleh diubah dan ditukar ganti tapi bole ditambah dan dibahagi2..

sampai bila? generally till the end. tp end up camne tak taula.. kantoi ke, break up ke, dead end ke tp ade jugak sampai tahap kawan2 tolong pegang bunga manggar sambil nyanyi lagu 'selamat pengantin baru'..hehehe

moral of the story? live life to the fullest, experience it...mende2 camni bukan senang nak jadi. so kalau terjadi lagi dh tau camne nk handle. carila kt facebook, tagged, ym, myspace, hardrock, planet, lorong hj. taib, swan, crown, golden horse, 21, finnegan's...ingat senang boleh dapat? dlm 50, satupun blom tentu real. one nite stand maybe tp 'kekasih gelap' tak mungkin...hehehe walaupun aku dpt dlm salah satu tmpt tu tp btul la 1 dlm 50..

conclusion? aku pun tak tau nape mende mcm ni pernah terjadi kat aku. masing2 cuba 5 kali utk stop tp end up menjadi gak. ntah camne masa tu tiba2 hati aku kering, kamikaze tahap berani mati, saje carik pasal...maybe bcoz i'm not a loser kot!?

the break up....

2008-08-16T14:53:00.008+08:00

subang, friday, 15 august 2008, 12.30 a.m

i.R: whatever happens in the end, i don’t want to lose u as my friend..
i.A: i promise i will never be ur friend, no matter what, ever..
i.R: if we fall in luv, i'm going to feel like shit tomorrow. i'm afraid of losing..u
i.A: i know. we're taken. many hearts will get hurt..
i.R: at the end, i'm gonna get hurt..
i.A: we never start, so nothing to end.
i.R: mine started. i don't know urs..
i.A: so just let it flow. just feel the feel.
i.R: lets stop it before it flow, i don't want u to get hurt.
i.A: u'll hurt urself if u stop it.
i.R: i'll take care of it. i'm afraid of falling..falling into u.
i.A: let us fall, together..
i.R: better stop it now before it's too late.
i.A: better late than never.
i.R: no...this will be our last. no call, no sms, no date, no for everything. we're history.
i.A: u're hurting me..
i.R: i luv u. i never hurt u on purpose.
i.A: i don't care..
i.R: deal?
i.A: deal la kot..!

apsal tetiba kedai ni pasang lagu 'sentuhan kecundang'...hampehhh!!

ada apa dengan lagu....

2008-08-15T10:52:00.006+08:00

petang semalam i.r@chipsmore sent aku satu mp3 file. lagu james ingram & anita baker, katanyer special utk aku. special ape mendenyer, kalo dia yg nyanyi depan aku special la gak. haram aku xpenah dengar, bkn jiwa aku kot lagu2 camni. mcm lagu otai2 je...kalo otai rock tuh ok la gak.

tp bila layan then baca lyrics dia, alahmak tetiba terasa plak diri aku cam otai jiwang. aku terasa aku terbang, terawang, tau2 je dah kat subang, bersembang tenang, tentang kitaorang, akhirnya aku pulang, ke ampang, dgn muka mcm gampang...

otw back tu, traffic light pun aku rasa nak lempang, apsal la aku bole buat keputusan bangang...

Were we ever, did we used it up too fast
Our great moments never meant to last
And the last thing that I want
Is to ever make your smile go away

Keep our memories
Take the best of what we had
I can't stand to watch what once was great go by
And I can't be with and I rather just remember what we knew

When you love someone
And you love them with your heart
And it doesn't disappear if you're apart
When you love someone
And you've done all you can do
Then you set them free
And if that love is true
When you love someone
It will all come back to you

Life I wonder
Was it too much that we gave
If we give in more could we have both been save
All I guess we've crossed the line
Never knowing what was yours and what was mine

And through it all
I still have no regret
Just promise me
You never will forget

- when you love someone -

2 tahun dah berlalu...

2008-07-28T00:59:00.004+08:00

...27 Julai 2008 genap 2 tahun abah aku meninggal dunia. semalam aku sempat jumpa dia dalam mimpi aku. alhamdulillah at least aku still dapat jumpa dia. biarpun mimpi cuma mainan tidur tapi sekurang2nya itu menunjukkan aku masih mampu ingat kat dia, walaupun dia dah jauh dan lama pergi.

...untuk abah, ampunkan aku kerana sejak dari saat abah pergi sehingga sekarang, aku tak pernah meratap dan menangisi pemergian itu. bukan aku tak sedih...tp aku redha kerana aku tahu sakit itu cukup lama dan terlalu perit untuk ditanggung. aku terima qada' dan qadar tuhan....

al-fatihah untuk abah aku...awang abdul rahman bin hassan..semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat allah, dijauhi dari seksa kubur dan api neraka...amin

gaya, mutu, keunggulan zaman sekolah menengah...versi bdk duk asrama

2008-07-19T14:20:00.011+08:00

wa rasa tak banyak beza sekolah menengah dulu ngn skrg...masih ada bdk2 sekolah yg crook @ taikor, kaki buli, nerd, mat skema, jambu, awek2 ngetop, oteq2 yg mcm bagus tp belajar xpandai, budak tabligh, kaki scabies, kaki panjat pagar, ponteng sekolah, rugby player yg sentiasa jadik perhatian pengetua & guru disiplin (juga awek2 ngetop) dan mcm2 lg. cuma semakin zaman berubah, teknologi makin canggih, banyak pendekatan2 konservatif sekolah dulu dh bahaya utk gunapakai lagi...kena ketuk ketampi dh bole masuk paper, buat aksi porno dh bole masuk henpon, kena public canning confirm masuk lokap tp bkn bdk sekolah yg masuk, cikgu yg sangkut..

tapi bab dressing, banyak beza, banyak beb! zaman wa...

seluar hijau - kalau x senteng, cawat pendek, poket depan belakang ala jeans, kaki fit (nk masuk kena pasang plastic bag kt kaki) bkn suar sekolah namanyer. kalo seluar ni basah, sanggup ponteng sekolah xpe...xmain la suar oteq yg warna putih mcm kaler mat bunga tuh...

baju putih - itu standard tp nk cari yg putih kirim salam la. kalo tak berkarat tengkuk, kuning kt ketiak..x standard. sape yg pakai suci bersih je, ada nila for sure baru rembat kt ampaian.

kasut putih - warrior hi-cut, low-cut wajib. paling koman pun pallas jazz. xde kasut nih sanggup cilok kt depan surau or library. kasut fung keong sorryla, kasut 'canggih' pun blom lahir lg..bkn nk menafikan ade yg pakai aliph, reebok or nike tp tuh dh kira tahap dewa.

kasut hitam - standard johnson la. clarks mana mampu, kalo ade pun sure bapak pegawai atasan gomen.

stokin - walaupun bau bacin, ibu jari dh keluar tp stokin tetap low-cut, takat buku lali je. yg pakai stokin paras betis tuh kalo tak oteq, budak skema.

tali pinggang - versi standard tali pinggang kain kaler hijau. baru skrg je quicksilver kuar mcm2 version, mcm2 kaler. paling ganas talipinggang kulit, buckle peluru mesingan xpun kepala tengkorak. nk pakai kena sorok2 time kuar town je. kalo kantoi confirm talipinggang makan tuan..

beg - walaupun wa duk hostel jarang sgt pakai beg sbb buku semua tinggal dlm meja (utk dirembat oleh kaki2 yg malas balut buku time spotcheck)...tapi paling standard beg kain selempang kaler hijau. kalo tangan seni, lambang metallica, dio, gambar eddie iron maiden, mmg penuh kt beg tuh. yg tangan takde seni, tulis la nama awek ke, 'aku wuz ere' ke...beg barbie, ben-10, high school musical..kirim salam!

apa ada dlm beg - kotak rokok xde sb bwk batang2, henpon xde blom zaman lagi tp geometri set confirm ade...tp sifat dan kegunaan dh lain. fully modified tajam2 sb nk main cucuk2 papan...penah main?

rasta - hasil seni paling unik time tuh. bangle besar rantai kapal cam mat rempit, geng tarik kete xde nyer lagi, emas haram. rasta cantik ape...

rambut - afro xde, sideburn panjang xde, byk gak style wa x ingat sgt. style rambut ada parit kt belakang kot takpun ala razis ismail, ibnor riza xpun shidee. sape dpt buat rambut jamal abdillah confirm surat penuh bedak dr secret admirer sampai, kakak angkatpun sure bersepah. tp ape2 pun mesti ade rambut. paling pantang xde rambut. botak masa tuh bkn zaman lagi cam skrg. sape yg botak tuh confirm rambut gugur, kena kutu or rugby player yg nk gi tournament. malu sial botak time tuh...

henpon - pada aku alhamdulillah zaman tuh xde hempon lagi. kalo tak sure bersepah aksi2 budak aspuri mandi, couple beromen dlm bas lin siong raub-benta-lipis-jerantut xpun bas central raub-kl jadik koleksi wa.

walaupun dressing bdk2 sekolah sekarang makin mantap tp bau masam tuh dr dulu sampai skrg sama je....

...saja suka suka

2008-07-19T13:51:00.008+08:00

aku masih hidup. fizikal masih complete dan mental tetap waras. masih berpijak di bumi dan bukan reput dlm guni.

kes masjid minggu lepas berlalu mcm tu aje walaupun adela nyesal sket2, standard la tuh sape yg xnk date ngn awek cun, cuma status awek cun tu je yg kekadang buat aku cuak.

aku kenselkan last minute ngn alasan..barisan kemungkinan yg pertama - aku sms dia "mak i nk dtg umah la petang ni, lain kali la ok..very2 sorry dear!". dia balas "allrite xpe, i'm cool, c u next time". bunyik mcm xde ape2, okla tuu tp aku suspect for sure dia dh siap set rambut dan dressing maut. aku tau la sbb belah mlm tu aku chat, dia tunjuk gmbr dia amik petang tuh...ciss nyesal x pegi! xpe not this time...

maybe ade yg xberapa setuju, tp aku saja suka2...carik pasal!!

...pegi masjid malas ni nak runtuhkan pulak!

2008-07-13T12:55:00.007+08:00

macam satu kebetulan. for the last few weeks je dh beberapa perempuan berstatus isteri orang yg aku kenal (baru kenal or tgh nk bersuaikenal), masjid masing2 tgh nak runtuh. kalo last year aku byk jumpa lelaki yg masjid meruntuh, dh runtuh berderai or saja2 carik pasal nk runtuhkan masjid. but this time opposite way plak..

maybe satu ketentuan nk tunjuk kt aku pengajaran or nk jadikan aku penyebab. penyebab kepada keruntuhan or keteguhan semula masjid2 diaorg nih. i don't think i can be their survivor and i don't even thinking of menjadik virus. aku kenal dlm keadaan masjid diaorg dh mmg camtu..bukan salah aku! diaorg nk cerita kisah sedih diaorg, aku dengar. nk bg nasihat, takat aku bole cakap 'tak baik runtuhkan masjid'...lebih2 tak berani aku. aku bkn fadzilah kamsah, masitah ibrahim, h.m tuah, hamid arshat or even dr. phil yg cakap org boleh dengar, boleh pakai tp kadang2 cakap je lebih sb cakap diaorg berbayar. lgpun aku bkn kenal sgt diaorg, thru chat je. kadang2 sms. jumpa pun tak pernah buat ape buang masa masuk campur urusan masjid orang..biarla ajk masjid yg jaga...ye tak?!!

tapi kan, ada yg satu ni, ajak aku jumpa. nk bercerita itu ini. hehehe aku kena pilih. nak lebam biji mata, pecah kepala, patah kaki, putus jari or lepak dalam guni tepi gaung....jumpa ke tak, jumpa ke tak, jumpa ke tak!?..aku kena decide sebelum 7 ptg nih... agak2 muka aku kuar frontpage newspaper esok tak??

barisan kemungkinan:
- nasib baik mak aku call nak dtg umah petang nih...
- depan umah aku banjir kilat
- pihak polis sedang mengenalpasti mayat lelaki yg mereput dalam guni yang ditemui di jalan ulu yam - genting highlands...buletin utama tv3
- rumahtangga norish gagal diselamatkan...kosmo

masalah pertayaran sportcar berkuasa rendah aku.....

2008-07-03T15:34:00.017+08:00

.....aku dah agak

tayar aku bengkak
tak sangka 2 bijik pulak
memang cilakak
tak guna nak melalak
nak tak nak
kena tukar gak
wallet aku rabak
kiwaaaak....!!!

tayar baru aku (bukan gambar sebenar)

...malas bertandang lagi

2008-07-01T14:43:00.009+08:00

aku xpaham apsal produktiviti kerja aku agak menurun for the last few weeks. roh dan jiwa nk bersemangat buat kerja tu kejap ade, kejap hilang. kalau aku ni kilang beras, for sure rakyat malaysia dh pakat ramai2 cari makanan ruji yg lain. kalau aku ni produce petrol, for sure harga petrol mencanak2 naik lagi. dan for sure bergudang2 PM malaysia dapat maki hamun sumpah seranah. tp xpe la gak, yg kena maki PM malaysia bukan PM company tempat aku keje skrg...

aku rasa ada beberapa faktor yg 'mungkin' menjana ketidakproduktifan dan ke'macambiskut'an roh dan jiwa bekerja aku selama ni...

i. kekalahan italy kepada spain dlm euro '08 - mende ni dh lepas, spain dh champ pun. maybe awal2 dulu adela sikit frust, tp sbg football fan dan bookie kecil2an yg gentle aku xlah terbawa2 sgt sampai mogok lapar atau baling penyokong spain ngn botol..!

ii. kenaikan harga petrol tempatan - ini masalah ciptaan pihak tertentu. sbg golongan marhaen yg hanya mempunyai 1 vote dlm tgn (next election aku register la!), bkn byk mende pun aku boleh buat melainkan aku rela pegi keje, pasar, karaoke, dating etc jalan kaki or naik beskal. xsanggup aku, herman tino sanggup la itupun dulu..

iii. persekitaran yg menimbulkan byk cakap cakap - nk sailang mailang, MIA, kenceng kuat, petik nama org sana sini, kene santau, kena maki...itu aku amik port x port je, sendiri cari rezeki sendiri pandai2 jaga. kalo project lembap xsiap2, users komplen, itu mmg masalah aku..masalah nk menjawab kt boss2. xperlu aku sibuk2 psl keje org kalo kerja akupun xperfect mana...tp kadang2 aku join gak mengumpat. ok la tuuu!

iv. beberapa project yg dah dan mcm nak sign off - ok ape sign off. kira org2 yg terlibat dlm project tuh buat kerja la (hehe ye ke?). best ape..(bole cuti panjang pusing rome, milan & turin). tp kalo lps ni xde project camno? aku rasala baik xyah berangan nk cuti panjang, dr bunyi2 yg aku dengar mcm xcukup tangan pakai kaki je nti nk melayan project2 baru. team2 yg terlibat secara lansung, xlansung dan xbuat keje lansung dlm carik project kan MANtap2 dan MANtul2...(kensel la aku nk jumpa del piero)

v. kekempisan, ketandusan, kegersangan dan kepenuhan dgn kertas2 yg bukan duit kertas dlm wallet aku - no comment on that. itu dh bkn isu glokal, global, letup ngn c4, kuar parti, petrol naik, beras mahal, kena liwat, ugutan bunuh or spain menang euro. tp dh jd isu seminggu lepas gaji, tgh bulan, nak raya dan hujung taun (kekadang hari2!).

vi. sportcar berkuasa rendah aku dh 3 minggu sangkut kt umah - bkn sbb waran tangkap, roadtax insurans mati (dh nk mati dh ni) atau lari dr kes langgar lari. tp ada masalah pertayaran yg secara xlansungnya bersangkut paut dgn masalah 'kempis' di atas.

vii. ke aku kena gangguan makhluk halus? ishh kalo nk kena dulu lg dh kena. ngak mungkin, aku x mkn cokelat zip perisa strawberry..arjune yg makan..

....byk lg yg terlintas kt kepala otak aku yg brilliant ni tp aku rasa kalo dh pemalas tu bgla alasan mcm2....sedangkan malas sembahyang ngan puasa pun mcm2 alasan org bole bg, ni plak malas keje.....

pECAh...

2008-06-24T01:37:00.009+08:00

pecah record - record 88 tahun lebur. spain dh kalahkan italy smlm..4-2 penalti. hampehh. riak2 keangkuhan semakin berbunga kt opis. aku wish all the best to turkey je!

pecah bijik mata - bkn takat pecah bijik mata, nk pecah kepala pun ada nahan ngantuk kt opis tadi. sia2 layan EURO smlm. rasa nk mengular je balik umah tido. bdk HR admin yg kaki tempang tu gak best dpt m.c rileks duk umah..sakit sikit je tp m.c smpi seminggu chehh!

pecah tabung - bulan depan ni maunyer aku pecah tabung. budget mcm nk lari je. kalo turkey x champ, duit EURO confirm kena deduct siap2. deposit pindah umah, roadtax insurans mampus, cukai pintu..arghh! tp aku sure boss2 baik hati (dan hensem giler)...deduct ujung taun laa...salam sikit!

pecah dara - opss (ada nk bagi?)

pecah kaca pecah gelas, sudah baca harap balas.....

MAIN, MAKAN DAN PAU...

2008-06-22T22:39:00.011+08:00

ishak (bukan nama sebenar) kuat main. dia juga kuat makan. tp dia bkn kuat main sambil makan. dia cuma kuat main dan makan. dia juga kuat pau. tapi dia bkn kuat main sambil makan pau. dia cuma kuat main, makan dan pau. asal main je mesti dia makan. asal makan je mesti dia pau.

setiap kali nak main, makan dan pau muka dia mmg selamba bodoh tp penuh konsentrasi. rupa parasnyer yg berambut kemas ala2 budak baru register 'rmc' dan berjanggut sejemput ala2 ustaz baru grad 'al-azhar' tu mcm xde dosa jer. cuma mulutnyer je yg bersuara 'double base' tu kekadang bising. pandangannya tajam penuh berahi dan tepat ke sasaran. batangnya yg lurus dan keras digenggam kemas, ditariktolak kedepan belakang untuk menetapkan ketepatan sebelum dihunus rakus...pelepowwww!! sah, confirm masuk. nasibla lubang tuh. kalau dah hentak camtu, sure masuk dalam punyer. sakit dan sedap...sakit pada yg kena hentak, sedap pada ishak (bukan nama sebenar) yg menghentak...ishak (bukan nama sebenar) tersenyum penuh kepuasan selepas lubang dimasuki.

ishak (bukan nama sebenar) kuat main, makan dan pau. arghh! aku 'malas' nak main 'lucky ball' dengan ishak (bukan nama sebenar) lagi!!!

EURO 'o8 HEAT - Ep. 3

2008-06-22T17:17:00.005+08:00

88 years undefeated in competitive matches. will Spain end it tonite?....naaaaahhh!!

tp kalau record pecah, aku yg kena pecah tabung nampak gayenyerr....camno nk survive bulan depan nihh adusss!!!

sape yg nak KALAH kann..

2008-06-21T12:30:00.007+08:00

sepakmula lewat sikit gara2 team 'technical' yg diketuai oleh HBK datang lambat. xtaula diaorg goyang ataupun taktik nk kasik team 'rest of the world' pancit dulu. team 'rest of the world' dibarisi pemain2 hebat - man ribery selaku captain, june baros, ctm alia (walaupun england xmasuk euro '08 tp dia aje keeper harapan so kitaorg ajak gak la), CDIJ modric, ba'lalack, zul toni dan of coz la aku del piero hero azzurri...dh cite aku mestila aku hero!

start je wisel berbunyi (xde wisel pun buat2 bunyi pakai mulut je) team 'technical' mengasak ganas dan membuka gol pendahuluan. logikla diaorg gol dulu, kitaorg dh pancit time warm up nunggu diaorg td. namun berbekalkan slogan 'sape kalah belanja karaoke' kitaorg ttp melawan. bukan ape, diaorg dh leading 3 bijik berbalas kosong beb. hampehhh..pancitt. harap gaya je poyo ngn jersey negara masing2!

kemasukan HBK khalid boulahrouz yg datang paling lambat (ada gerakan solo le tu) menambahkan semangat (member mmg bersemangat dan ceria sejak dua menjak nih). gol team 'technical' pun makin bertambah2. adusss masakla man ribery nk bayar duit karaoke nih. malapetaka menimpa2 bila ba'lalack yg sedang membuat percubaan solo ala2 main sorang menyepak tonjol bola dan menginjuredkan kaki sendiri. hampehh. ini la masalah striker tempatan, warm up malas, main sorang, sepak tonjol kalo gol xpe gak. kan dah kena usung keluar...tanda2 awal germany nk kalah semi la tuh!!

tapi nak dijadikan cerita, biasalah hero kalah dulu. kecekapan penjaga gol pihak lawan dibayangi oleh kehebatan del piero yg tiba2 bertindak sebagai 'goal machine'. lepas score, score lagi dan lagi dan lagi. adela 5 biji kot non-stop. itu tanda2 awal italy nk mengganas kalahkan spain kott..hehe. ketiadaan anep arshavin (yg injured metatarsal), zul ronaldo (x dtg sbb kecewa kalah ngn germany) dan king torres (yg diramal bakal kalah gak) seolah2 tidak mencacatkan kehebatan team 'rest of the world'.

game hampir tamat, adegan panas sepak kaki orang, tarik baju, flying kick, bicycle kick, bentesan keras, tumbuk rusuk, hisap rokok kt padang, minum dlm padang, sepak angin, tak cukup angin, makan angin, pancit, kira gol tipu mcm2 ada menghangatkan suasana.

namun gol kemenangan yg dicari2 hadir di saat2 akhir dan of course la 'goal machine' yg score. at last team 'rest of the world' menang 21 berbalas 20 (ntah aku pun x ingat sgt berapa last scoring tp leading 1 gol la). perlawanan berakhir tanpa bersalam-salaman dan bermaaf-maafan sbb team 'technical' xpuas ati dgn cara pengiraan gol yg berat sebelah. berat sebelah ape plak, org diaorg sendiri yg kira. sape suruh john hairy kira!!

futsal kali ini (futsal ke?! yo poyo je mcm main padang besar!) ditutup dgn adegan makan2 dan minum2 bg menambahkan semula kolestrol yg hilang. karaoke free menunggu hehehe! dengar cite HBK dh booking empress..ouchh!!

tapi bukan aku....

2008-06-16T01:36:00.003+08:00

EURO '08 HEAT - Ep. 3

2008-06-14T15:31:00.005+08:00

Italy expects offside clarification from UEFA
Zurich, Switzerland
June 14, 2008 - 10:54AM

Italy wants another clarification of the offside rules from UEFA after it had a goal ruled out for a debated call in today's 1-1 draw with Romania at the European Championship. A goal by Luca Toni was called off in first-half injury time, but replays showed that Toni was not offside.

The incident came four days after Italy's 3-0 opening loss to the Netherlands, which went ahead when Ruud van Nistelrooy's goal was allowed even though he appeared to be offside because Italian defender Christian Panucci was lying injured off the field of play.

"UEFA wanted to clarify right away that Holland's goal was OK," Italian football federation president Giancarlo Abete said. "Now I'm expecting an immediate evaluation on the refereeing today and the perfectly fine goal that Toni scored. It's normal that errors are made, but there's got to be consistency."

Italy team manager Luigi Riva echoed the sentiment. "The refereeing shouldn't be used as an excuse. Actually, it should motivate us," Riva said. "I'm convinced that, if we play with the same determination as we showed today, we'll have a great game against France."

Italy faces France in its final group game Tuesday.

Michel Platini is the current UEFA President. Expect for another controversy....aku dah mula terasa investment dlm pool cam nak lebur!! Keeper pakai bandana kt leher ni je la harapan aku...patutla Usop Sontoloyo perasan mcm Buffon. World class save Gigi!!

EURO '08 HEAT - Ep. 2

2008-06-12T18:57:00.005+08:00

i have to accept the defeat. team 'Oranje' played better football that nite. congratulation to them and HBK of course for a very controversial game. not to forget the referee, linesman, UEFA and their law.....

wHeN loVe aNd hAte coLLiDe

2008-06-05T16:09:00.009+08:00

....they show u sexiness, but u end up in coldness
they promised u joy but u end up singing alone
......they told u their sad story but all lies
they brought u into fantasies but u end up bankruptcy
...they gave u passion, but u end up TENSION!!

...you could have a change of heart, if you would only change your mind, instead of slamming down the microphone man, for the hundredth time....

gi yg bersih pun ok ape....makan minum semua ada just nk lari dr king je susah sket!!

EURO '08 HEAT - Ep. 1

2008-06-04T01:08:00.009+08:00

Italy's Fabio Canavaro lies on the pitch after he was injured during a training session at the Suedstadt stadium in Maria Enzersdorf June 2, 2008...
...The Italian FA have confirmed the bad news all Azzurri fans were fearing: captain Fabio Cannavaro's injury rules him out of Euro 2008.

For the last world cup in Germany, Alessandro Nesta suddenly injured. Forcing him out of the tournament and was replaced by Marco Materazzi. This 'cool' guy influenced Italy into the final against France which end up with....Italy won their fourth World Cup in Germany '06!

Hopefully for this Euro '08, another 'cool' guy will come out as an influencer to their double trophy...another headbutt guys? VIVA AZZURRI!!!

MAID in MANHATTAN

2008-06-02T16:43:00.011+08:00

masalah betul klau rumah xde maid. tp klau ade maid pun masalah jugak.

maid aku yg paling awal nama dia dhania. berbadan agak gempal dan kurang menyelerakan klau dibuat lauk makan dgn nasi atau dijadikan 'lauk'. tp bab masak dan buat kerja rumah mmg agak bagus. mayb sb dia pun suka makan kot itu yg dia masak sedap2. al-masalahnyer plak dia ni kuat tido dan layan astro aruna. dh indon nk buat camne kan. xkn dia nk layan telenovela venezuela yg alihbahasa tuh. tahap layan astro aruna tuh adela siap boleh tido depan tv smpi aku balik pun dia xperasan. akhir cerita, dia resign 24hrs sb nk tolong jaga kedai sedara dia. mayb senang nk lyn aruna sambil lyn customer kot.

nasib baik dia rekomen sedara dia utk kerja dgn aku. maka dptlah aku maid baru yg agak goreng pun sodap. tp mayb sb bukan taste aku, maka aku xlah buat dia 'lauk'. emelia namanyer. penampilan bolehla tahan. kerjapun ok. tp sayang, klau dh berpenampilan yg bleh tahan maka ramaila yg nk buat bini termasuk drebar lori kt kampung dia. x-despatch aku pun penah try. kampung diaorg ni dekat je kt sentul nun. walaupun kampung asal diaorg kt padang, indonesia tp ntah apsal sentul tu diaorg ngaku kampung diaorg..mcm ade i/c je!! dipendekkan cerita dia pun antar resignation letter with 1mth notice. masalah lagi nih. keje dh ok, gatal nk berlaki plak. xpela mayb jodoh dia dh smpi (xmcm blackened yg jodoh xsmpi2 lagi).

nasib baik aku lagi, dia rekomen sedara dia gak. ramai btul sedara diaorg nih! maka dptla aku maid yg ke3, dewina namanyer. yg ni kira tahap masak lemak cili api gak ni. tp spt biasalah bkn taste aku untuk dimasak gulai. masalahnyer, kerja haram xpandai. masak mcm haramjadah. camno aku nk buat ni? nasib aku baik, emelda xjd kawin sb kena tipu ngan jantan drebar lori kt sentul kampung dia tuh. aku terminate dewina, aku amik balik emelia.

awal kerja nmpk ok je tp sayang, pompuan kalo dh xjd kawin nih gatal dia lain mcm. kerja dia buat sambil lewa je..sibuk bergayut, sms ngn jantan baru. gila jantan x ingt punya. siap boleh check-in hotel time balik cuti. aku hangin. at last dia resign. and at last aku xde maid. masalah masalah.....

so, sape nk rekomen maid calling2 aku. aku xminta yg muka mcm jlo dlm maid in manhattan..

dpt yg boleh kemas rumah....

sapu sampah dan mop lantai dahlerrr....

DOUBLE TROUBLE DEVILS...

2008-05-22T22:16:00.007+08:00

before this...

before the 1st whistle in moscow...

after the final whistle...

after the game.....
they walked out empty handed..again!!?? who?? mr. psycho drogba, mr. roman abrahamnovictory, mr chelsea & team annddd......liverFool??
for ASK - wanna bet for EURO?
for HBK & father russ - wanna join our consortium?
for the Consortium - bila ASK nak bayar???
for MUFC - glory glory man united....

AK47

2008-05-22T17:06:00.013+08:00

This is AK47 the rifle..(version may vary!)
Inventor - Mikhail Timofeevitch Kalashnikov
Manufacturer - Avtomat Kalasnikov
Designation - AK47
Country - Soviet Union
Production - 1947 to present
Cartridge - 7.62 x 39mm Soviet
Magazine capacity - 20, 30 or 100 rounds
Length (gun) - 34.2"
Length (barrel) - 16.34"
Weight (gun) - 9.5lbs
Rifling - 6 groove right hand
Cyclic rate - 700rpm
Effect - muntah darah, hilang nyawa...

This is AK47 the cocktail..(presentation may vary!)
Ingredients -
1/3 oz. Brandy
1/3 oz. Whiskey
1/3 oz. Gin
1/3 oz. Vodka
1/3 oz. Rum
1/3 oz. Bourbon Whiskey
1/3 oz. Cointreau
1/3 oz. Lime (fresh)
Fill with soda water
Mixing instruction - Shake the alcohol with ice and pour into highball glass. Top up with soda.
Drink category - Cocktails
Effect - muntah isiperut, hilang akal...

lahirnya me, my life & my merapu stories

2008-05-17T14:13:00.001+08:00

dulu...aku suka baca blog org. sebab aku suka. aku x pernah comment blog org. sebab aku suka blog org. skrg aku dh ada blog sendiri. sebab. aku nak orang suka kat blog aku pulak. sebab aku suka dan nak org suka. maka lahirlah me, my life & my merapu stories. kalau org x suka. ikut suka lah...kalau org suka. marilah kita bersuka-suka..on top of that. welcome to my blog. hope u'll like it...yearghooo aku ada blog. aku ada blog.