pECAh...

pecah record - record 88 tahun lebur. spain dh kalahkan italy smlm..4-2 penalti. hampehh. riak2 keangkuhan semakin berbunga kt opis. aku wish all the best to turkey je!

pecah bijik mata - bkn takat pecah bijik mata, nk pecah kepala pun ada nahan ngantuk kt opis tadi. sia2 layan EURO smlm. rasa nk mengular je balik umah tido. bdk HR admin yg kaki tempang tu gak best dpt m.c rileks duk umah..sakit sikit je tp m.c smpi seminggu chehh!

pecah tabung - bulan depan ni maunyer aku pecah tabung. budget mcm nk lari je. kalo turkey x champ, duit EURO confirm kena deduct siap2. deposit pindah umah, roadtax insurans mampus, cukai pintu..arghh! tp aku sure boss2 baik hati (dan hensem giler)...deduct ujung taun laa...salam sikit!

pecah dara - opss (ada nk bagi?)

pecah kaca pecah gelas, sudah baca harap balas.....

MAIN, MAKAN DAN PAU...

ishak (bukan nama sebenar) kuat main. dia juga kuat makan. tp dia bkn kuat main sambil makan. dia cuma kuat main dan makan. dia juga kuat pau. tapi dia bkn kuat main sambil makan pau. dia cuma kuat main, makan dan pau. asal main je mesti dia makan. asal makan je mesti dia pau.

setiap kali nak main, makan dan pau muka dia mmg selamba bodoh tp penuh konsentrasi. rupa parasnyer yg berambut kemas ala2 budak baru register 'rmc' dan berjanggut sejemput ala2 ustaz baru grad 'al-azhar' tu mcm xde dosa jer. cuma mulutnyer je yg bersuara 'double base' tu kekadang bising. pandangannya tajam penuh berahi dan tepat ke sasaran. batangnya yg lurus dan keras digenggam kemas, ditariktolak kedepan belakang untuk menetapkan ketepatan sebelum dihunus rakus...pelepowwww!! sah, confirm masuk. nasibla lubang tuh. kalau dah hentak camtu, sure masuk dalam punyer. sakit dan sedap...sakit pada yg kena hentak, sedap pada ishak (bukan nama sebenar) yg menghentak...ishak (bukan nama sebenar) tersenyum penuh kepuasan selepas lubang dimasuki.

ishak (bukan nama sebenar) kuat main, makan dan pau. arghh! aku 'malas' nak main 'lucky ball' dengan ishak (bukan nama sebenar) lagi!!!

EURO 'o8 HEAT - Ep. 3

88 years undefeated in competitive matches. will Spain end it tonite?....naaaaahhh!!

tp kalau record pecah, aku yg kena pecah tabung nampak gayenyerr....camno nk survive bulan depan nihh adusss!!!

sape yg nak KALAH kann..

sepakmula lewat sikit gara2 team 'technical' yg diketuai oleh HBK datang lambat. xtaula diaorg goyang ataupun taktik nk kasik team 'rest of the world' pancit dulu. team 'rest of the world' dibarisi pemain2 hebat - man ribery selaku captain, june baros, ctm alia (walaupun england xmasuk euro '08 tp dia aje keeper harapan so kitaorg ajak gak la), CDIJ modric, ba'lalack, zul toni dan of coz la aku del piero hero azzurri...dh cite aku mestila aku hero!

start je wisel berbunyi (xde wisel pun buat2 bunyi pakai mulut je) team 'technical' mengasak ganas dan membuka gol pendahuluan. logikla diaorg gol dulu, kitaorg dh pancit time warm up nunggu diaorg td. namun berbekalkan slogan 'sape kalah belanja karaoke' kitaorg ttp melawan. bukan ape, diaorg dh leading 3 bijik berbalas kosong beb. hampehhh..pancitt. harap gaya je poyo ngn jersey negara masing2!

kemasukan HBK khalid boulahrouz yg datang paling lambat (ada gerakan solo le tu) menambahkan semangat (member mmg bersemangat dan ceria sejak dua menjak nih). gol team 'technical' pun makin bertambah2. adusss masakla man ribery nk bayar duit karaoke nih. malapetaka menimpa2 bila ba'lalack yg sedang membuat percubaan solo ala2 main sorang menyepak tonjol bola dan menginjuredkan kaki sendiri. hampehh. ini la masalah striker tempatan, warm up malas, main sorang, sepak tonjol kalo gol xpe gak. kan dah kena usung keluar...tanda2 awal germany nk kalah semi la tuh!!

tapi nak dijadikan cerita, biasalah hero kalah dulu. kecekapan penjaga gol pihak lawan dibayangi oleh kehebatan del piero yg tiba2 bertindak sebagai 'goal machine'. lepas score, score lagi dan lagi dan lagi. adela 5 biji kot non-stop. itu tanda2 awal italy nk mengganas kalahkan spain kott..hehe. ketiadaan anep arshavin (yg injured metatarsal), zul ronaldo (x dtg sbb kecewa kalah ngn germany) dan king torres (yg diramal bakal kalah gak) seolah2 tidak mencacatkan kehebatan team 'rest of the world'.

game hampir tamat, adegan panas sepak kaki orang, tarik baju, flying kick, bicycle kick, bentesan keras, tumbuk rusuk, hisap rokok kt padang, minum dlm padang, sepak angin, tak cukup angin, makan angin, pancit, kira gol tipu mcm2 ada menghangatkan suasana.

namun gol kemenangan yg dicari2 hadir di saat2 akhir dan of course la 'goal machine' yg score. at last team 'rest of the world' menang 21 berbalas 20 (ntah aku pun x ingat sgt berapa last scoring tp leading 1 gol la). perlawanan berakhir tanpa bersalam-salaman dan bermaaf-maafan sbb team 'technical' xpuas ati dgn cara pengiraan gol yg berat sebelah. berat sebelah ape plak, org diaorg sendiri yg kira. sape suruh john hairy kira!!

futsal kali ini (futsal ke?! yo poyo je mcm main padang besar!) ditutup dgn adegan makan2 dan minum2 bg menambahkan semula kolestrol yg hilang. karaoke free menunggu hehehe! dengar cite HBK dh booking empress..ouchh!!

tapi bukan aku....

EURO '08 HEAT - Ep. 3

Italy expects offside clarification from UEFA
Zurich, Switzerland
June 14, 2008 - 10:54AM

Italy wants another clarification of the offside rules from UEFA after it had a goal ruled out for a debated call in today's 1-1 draw with Romania at the European Championship. A goal by Luca Toni was called off in first-half injury time, but replays showed that Toni was not offside.

The incident came four days after Italy's 3-0 opening loss to the Netherlands, which went ahead when Ruud van Nistelrooy's goal was allowed even though he appeared to be offside because Italian defender Christian Panucci was lying injured off the field of play.

"UEFA wanted to clarify right away that Holland's goal was OK," Italian football federation president Giancarlo Abete said. "Now I'm expecting an immediate evaluation on the refereeing today and the perfectly fine goal that Toni scored. It's normal that errors are made, but there's got to be consistency."

Italy team manager Luigi Riva echoed the sentiment. "The refereeing shouldn't be used as an excuse. Actually, it should motivate us," Riva said. "I'm convinced that, if we play with the same determination as we showed today, we'll have a great game against France."

Italy faces France in its final group game Tuesday.


Michel Platini is the current UEFA President. Expect for another controversy....aku dah mula terasa investment dlm pool cam nak lebur!! Keeper pakai bandana kt leher ni je la harapan aku...patutla Usop Sontoloyo perasan mcm Buffon. World class save Gigi!!

EURO '08 HEAT - Ep. 2

i have to accept the defeat. team 'Oranje' played better football that nite. congratulation to them and HBK of course for a very controversial game. not to forget the referee, linesman, UEFA and their law.....

wHeN loVe aNd hAte coLLiDe

....they show u sexiness, but u end up in coldness
they promised u joy but u end up singing alone
......they told u their sad story but all lies
they brought u into fantasies but u end up bankruptcy
...they gave u passion, but u end up TENSION!!

...you could have a change of heart, if you would only change your mind, instead of slamming down the microphone man, for the hundredth time....



gi yg bersih pun ok ape....makan minum semua ada just nk lari dr king je susah sket!!

EURO '08 HEAT - Ep. 1

Italy's Fabio Canavaro lies on the pitch after he was injured during a training session at the Suedstadt stadium in Maria Enzersdorf June 2, 2008...
...The Italian FA have confirmed the bad news all Azzurri fans were fearing: captain Fabio Cannavaro's injury rules him out of Euro 2008.

For the last world cup in Germany, Alessandro Nesta suddenly injured. Forcing him out of the tournament and was replaced by Marco Materazzi. This 'cool' guy influenced Italy into the final against France which end up with....Italy won their fourth World Cup in Germany '06!

Hopefully for this Euro '08, another 'cool' guy will come out as an influencer to their double trophy...another headbutt guys? VIVA AZZURRI!!!

MAID in MANHATTAN

masalah betul klau rumah xde maid. tp klau ade maid pun masalah jugak.

maid aku yg paling awal nama dia dhania. berbadan agak gempal dan kurang menyelerakan klau dibuat lauk makan dgn nasi atau dijadikan 'lauk'. tp bab masak dan buat kerja rumah mmg agak bagus. mayb sb dia pun suka makan kot itu yg dia masak sedap2. al-masalahnyer plak dia ni kuat tido dan layan astro aruna. dh indon nk buat camne kan. xkn dia nk layan telenovela venezuela yg alihbahasa tuh. tahap layan astro aruna tuh adela siap boleh tido depan tv smpi aku balik pun dia xperasan. akhir cerita, dia resign 24hrs sb nk tolong jaga kedai sedara dia. mayb senang nk lyn aruna sambil lyn customer kot.

nasib baik dia rekomen sedara dia utk kerja dgn aku. maka dptlah aku maid baru yg agak goreng pun sodap. tp mayb sb bukan taste aku, maka aku xlah buat dia 'lauk'. emelia namanyer. penampilan bolehla tahan. kerjapun ok. tp sayang, klau dh berpenampilan yg bleh tahan maka ramaila yg nk buat bini termasuk drebar lori kt kampung dia. x-despatch aku pun penah try. kampung diaorg ni dekat je kt sentul nun. walaupun kampung asal diaorg kt padang, indonesia tp ntah apsal sentul tu diaorg ngaku kampung diaorg..mcm ade i/c je!! dipendekkan cerita dia pun antar resignation letter with 1mth notice. masalah lagi nih. keje dh ok, gatal nk berlaki plak. xpela mayb jodoh dia dh smpi (xmcm blackened yg jodoh xsmpi2 lagi).

nasib baik aku lagi, dia rekomen sedara dia gak. ramai btul sedara diaorg nih! maka dptla aku maid yg ke3, dewina namanyer. yg ni kira tahap masak lemak cili api gak ni. tp spt biasalah bkn taste aku untuk dimasak gulai. masalahnyer, kerja haram xpandai. masak mcm haramjadah. camno aku nk buat ni? nasib aku baik, emelda xjd kawin sb kena tipu ngan jantan drebar lori kt sentul kampung dia tuh. aku terminate dewina, aku amik balik emelia.

awal kerja nmpk ok je tp sayang, pompuan kalo dh xjd kawin nih gatal dia lain mcm. kerja dia buat sambil lewa je..sibuk bergayut, sms ngn jantan baru. gila jantan x ingt punya. siap boleh check-in hotel time balik cuti. aku hangin. at last dia resign. and at last aku xde maid. masalah masalah.....

so, sape nk rekomen maid calling2 aku. aku xminta yg muka mcm jlo dlm maid in manhattan..


dpt yg boleh kemas rumah....


sapu sampah dan mop lantai dahlerrr....